2. Can't I just change the channel?
3. What about going outside and playing?
5. How did Pong get his powers and where can I get some?
6. Can I send Pong fan/hate mail?
7. What does Pong do in his free time?
8. Does Pong enjoy watching TV?
9. What is Pong's favorite method of travel?
10. What is Pong's favorite food?
A- Pong travels via the internet, radio/TV signals, and any other electronics method of communication. His favorite method is to zoom over the internet because it is the fastest (usually) and it is world wide. For the less advanced nations of the world, Pong travels there via satellites via Google Earth. He can still torment them there...
2. Q- Can't I just change the channel?
A- No, Pong employs a TV modulator device so that every channel that can be displayed (channel 0 to 9999) can be also controlled by him. This is done so that you can't change the channel. However, this only works when he is attacking one person, so if he is launching a city-/state-/nation-/world-wide attack, then you should be able to change the channel. The only problem is that Pong is aware of this issue, and for that reason very rarely attacks on the city/state/nation/world level.
3. Q- What about going outside and playing?
A- That is a very big issue for Pong. However, the government has contacted him and offered to allow him to take over all of the internet and TV so that kids (and adults too) will get off the couch and go play. Before Pong could respond to the inquire it was taken back. Pong isn't extremely worried about this however, because he knows that people (most of them) are far too lazy to get off the couch and go play.
4. Q- Why did Pong become evil?
A- When Pong was a young prototype game at Atari, one of the idiotic interns dropped the original game. The intern was 19 and addicted to the game Pong. Since Pong was dropped he vowed that if he could ever be released (which he finally was) he would reek havoc over all idiotic people using technology.
5. Q- How did Pong get his powers and where can I get some?
A- Pong got his powers from Atari Gaming Systems. They were the original programmers and creators of Pong. Sadly, after Pong went evil, they stopped giving "imaginary" games evil powers. So, if you'd like to get some, you're just going to have to find one of the people that worked there and created Pong and ask them how.
6. Q- Can I send Pong fan/hate mail?
A- No. Pong doesn't accept fan/hate mail. He can't stand it when he's traveling via the internet and some stupid spam email message goes zooming by. Since he was nearly ran over by one, he doesn't enjoy getting them any more. He figures that the same holds true for regular mail as well as e-mail.
7. Q- What does Pong do in his free time?
A- In Pong's free time, which there isn't much, Pong enjoys sitting on his couch in his living room and plotting his next attack. Currently he is in the middle of determining new ways to travel. He's hopefully that he'll be able to take over cell phones next!
8. Q- Does Pong enjoy watching TV?
A- Pong does enjoy watching TV. Many people will find that surprising, but he does. His favorite TV shows are The Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, and Who's Line is it Anyway?. He usually records these TV shows while he is out making havoc.
9. Q- What is Pong's favorite method of travel?
A- Pong's favorite method of travel is the internet. Once it is available to him, he will greatly enjoy flying over cellular phone signals, but currently he can't do this. Next to the internet, his second favorite method of travel is TV signals. This is because he can sometimes catch glimpses of his favorite shows.
10. Q- What is Pong's favorite food?
A- Pong's favorite food is E-mails. He especially enjoys emails that have attachments. Yummy! Since Pong travels at the speed of life, so does his organs, so you only experience a few seconds delay in the delivery of the email message.